Not the way to start a week…

So I’m pretty damned grumpy this morning.  I could go on and on about my complaints, but I won’t.  No one cares and they are all pretty petty anyway.  But I do have to say this week has started off horrible.  Sunday morning I woke up to a terrible pain in my (very much) lower back.  Somehow between going to bed at 2AM Sunday morning and getting up at 8AM Sunday morning I bruised the hell out of my tailbone.  (Not a very flattering predicament, but a painful one all the same.)  How I did it remains a great mystery.  Did I fall down the stairs while sleepwalking?  Did I fall out of bed?  Did Amber kick me in the ass really hard?  I don’t know.. I just know I’m moving at a pace best-described at ‘crippled old man’ and wince every time I need to sit down or stand up.

Hopefully this isn’t an indication of how the rest of my week will go…