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Eons ago someone asked something about pet peeves.. so here are mine.

1. People who are intolerant of other cultures.
2. The French.
3. People.
4. Those who ignore construction, merge, lane ends or other street signs until the very last moment.
5. People who use overly complex words and terms in order to make themselves feel smart and me feel ummm.. not.
6. Batrachomyomachy
7. Bloggers… bleh.
8. People who answer seemingly every statement made by another person with “Really?”.
9. Really?
10. Little yappy dogs.
11. Parents who don’t teach their kids how to act in public.
12. Die-hard Democrats.
13. Die-hard Republicans.
14. Pundits
15. People who can’t “remember the name of that one guy who was in that movie last summer”.
16. “umm”
17. “uhh”
18. People who like start every sentence with “like.”
19. Nagging
20. People who feel they have to “one-up” any story being told by anyone. You know “You think being set on fire by The Pope was bad… Let me tell you about the time…”
21. Liars - seriously. Liars.
22. How the mass of an object increases to an infinite amount as you approach the speed of light.  Screws up my plans on a day-to-day basis.
23. MBLMI B TEL MLPQ ZLAB A JBP PXDBP LK Q EBFO YILDP .
24. Most time-travel movies.
25. Most “Hollywood” Movies.
26. Harry Potter
27. Spiderman
28. The “Green” Movement
29. Social norms
30. People who never let you forget a favor.
31. People who never remember you did them a favor.
32. Bush… (You pick which type)
33. Most everything I think or do.
34. iTunes
35. Most “Gamers”.
36. Wrapping presents
37. In-laws.
38. People who can eat all the want and never gain wait AND who look down on me for being overweight.
39. People who steal other people’s ideas and present them as their own.
40. Over-zealous, over-concerned, over-engaged parents in my kid’s class.
41. The PTA.
42. People who can’t read or disregard the ‘No soliciting, please” sign on my doorbell.
43. People who put ads and flyers in my mailbox. (Not send them, but just walk by and put them in there.)
44. Most political campaign commercials.
45. People who stand-by while someone is being assaulted / attacked.
46. Men who don’t support their families. (See also: inlaws)
47. People who are never wrong.
48. Vampires
49. Fake swearing!  “Fetch I flippin’ hate that freaking sheeze!!!”
50. Fudge!!! - I mean.. who eats this stuff?  Waste of a good brownie if you ask me.
51. People who can’t be bothered to write”for” or “you” and insist on using “4″ and “U” instead.
52. People who complain about someone owing them money when they actually never paid you back.
53. Chick-Flicks
54. Feminine hygiene commercials
55. Most erectile dysfunction commercials.
56. Words I always misspell. Will I ever learn to spell “recieve” correctly?!
57. Most things Disney.
58. That everything good is fattening, or more so that everything that’s good-for-you tastes like cardboard.
59. People who go on and on and on without getting to the point.
60. Hypocrisy
61. Hippo’s named “Crissy”
62. Zoo’s.  Seriously - I hate them so much!!!
63. People who talk during the Movie.  They must die!
64. People who kick the back of my seat.  They too must die!
65. People who bring huge roller-suitcases as carry-on baggage.
66. Waiting for checked baggage on the SLC to IAD Delta flight. (Just that flight, every other flight does fine!)
67. Daytime Television
68. Bad Customer Service, in all it’s evil forms!
69. “Corporate Responsibility” which is actually just marketing and PR.
70. Amber’s constant fidgeting.
71. Amber waking me up just as I’ve fallen asleep to tell me some incredibly interesting tidbit she heard on daytime television, saw at a store or otherwise just remembered.  (I once had to start strangling her to get her to stop.)

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