Random Predictability

Somehow along the way Amy and I got into the “tradition” of sending random IM’s to each other from time-to-time.  Figured I’d share a few of the highlights to get me back into the mood of writing.  Enjoy…

Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Amy: hey, have we received a topic this week?
Shane: Stop reading my mind!
Shane: Witch! Witch!
Amy: ROFL
Shane: Isn’t it “Other Kim’s” turn?
Amy: You crack me up….seriously.  I should just random IM you every morning

Tuesday, September 09, 2008
Shane: Did you see the size of that Ape!  Holy cow!
Amy: it’s not an Ape, its a monkey
Amy: it has a tail!
Shane: shoot!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Amy: Tartar Sauce Batman!  The joker’s got a fancy umbrella and a herd of wild lemurs!
Shane: that’s so hat.
Shane: err hot
Shane: LOL

Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Shane: I never put a finger on that donkey!
Amy: but it was more a matter of where that bothered me
Shane: indeed

Monday, September 22, 2008
Amy: Have you got your tickets to the gun show?
Shane: they came free with my Republican Party membership
Amy: damn!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Amy: who the hell is Maxwell?
Amy: and maybe he is not free because he used his silver hammer
Amy: whacked the shit out of people
Shane: bingo
Amy: ROFL…and you were thinking I was some kind of idiot for a second huh?
Shane: no - but I was surprised.
Amy: all part of my randomness
Shane: I was listening to that on my way in this morning - got stuck in my brain
Amy: it would do
Amy: so was my question lame?
Shane: I’ve not seen it yet. <ducks>
Amy: what?!  damn you!
Shane: too late - already damned myself!

Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Shane: I see a ship in the Harbor.  I can and shall Obey.  But if it wasn’t for your misfortune, I’d be a heavnly person today.
Amy: but it is not Monday
Shane: <shrugs>
Amy: LOL….now I will have that damn song in my head all day!
Shane: glad I could help.

Friday, September 26, 2008
Shane: SHHHHHHHH!
Amy went idle at 10: 26: 07 AM

Wednesday, October 01, 2008
Shane: What up Dawg!?! Yo!  Check it out…
Amy: woof woof

Thursday, October 02, 2008
Shane: The Turkeys are stalking me.
Amy: well it is about time….I told them to months ago!
Amy: stupid bird brains

Tuesday, October 07, 2008
Shane: I’m wearing a Sombrero!
Amy: Ole’

Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Shane: Anteaters deserve the bulk of the peanut butter.
Amy: but sparrows leave the coins in flowers

Monday, October 13, 2008
Shane: Happiness is a warm gun
Amy: I’m so tired

Monday, October 20, 2008
Shane: In the belly of the Giant Whale - all the girls just wanna have fun.  In the look of a frightened neighbor - In a big warm bed at night - In a broken elevator - In the teeth of a dog that bites.
Amy: that is where you will find my lost dreams and hopes of my childhood

Monday, October 27, 2008
Shane: Turkey farts smell like the moon
Amy: cheesey!
Shane: green cheesy?
Amy: yeah, old, dusty green cheesy