Under a Bare Bulb

Amy gives us our topic this week: (okay last week, but you know how I roll by now)  

1. What is your favorite word?
   • “Moist”
2. What is your least favorite word?
   • “Dude” when uttered by anyone over 10 years old. 
   • Or any form of fake-swearing. “Fetch!, Shite!, Mother Trucker!, ect..”  News Flash, you are still cursing if you mispronouce it or not. (oh I feel a post coming on)
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 
   • I’m an idiot for anyone I think might actually like being around me. 
   • Yes, I’m needy.
4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
   • Racism.  I mean, c’mon.  It’s 2008.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
   • The gentle warm sigh of a well-satisfied woman.
     • Typically heard after taking out the trash, killing a spider or admitting I’m wrong.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
   • Nagging
7. What is your favorite curse word?
   • Oh Fuck.. I can’t decide on shit like this.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
   • Mongolian BBQ Chef.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
   • Anything involving poo.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    • “Lets see here… Some minor sins here and there.  You were smart-ass most your life, but you didn’t do anything too serious.  You were a good husband, a good father and were honest in all your dealings.  You scored an 8.3 outta 10.  Okay, you squeak by.”