Archive for September, 2008
Early Morning Goose
by Shane on Sep.30, 2008, under Raves
Some earlier-than-normal meetings had me leaving the house just-before the sun came up this morning. It was foggy, but not overly so. It was just enough fog to give the pre-dawn light an almost mystical quality. As I was driving to work, I drove past a pond near my house. It was absolutely gorgeous as the fog appeared to reach up out of the water itself like ghostly tendrils in the morning light. Just as I was enjoying the overwhelmingly beautiful view a gaggle of geese appeared to erupt from behind the fog. Flying just inches above the water, each flap of their wings created tiny ripples across the water. It was just a unexpected moment of awe-inspiring nature that I thought I would (try to) share.
Which Monkey Would You Kill?
by Shane on Sep.28, 2008, under Project Say Something
So recently (ha!) ‘The Cool Chick” joined our PSS cricle w/ the Earth-shattering question of:
“If you had to choose, would you rather give up your sight or your hearing? Why?”
This one is pretty easy for me. As much as I love Music, it is simply much easier to live in a hearing-less world than a vision-less world. Though either prospect sounds just terrible!
Now if the option for me to “speak no evil” were up for a vote, I’m sure I’d be quickly silenced.
Material Girl…
by Shane on Sep.06, 2008, under Project Say Something
I had joked with Kim and Amy that this PSS question would lead to everyone titleing their posts “Material Girl”. Turned out I was wrong, so I’ll pay pennance w/ my title this time around.
Amy set this theme: “This week I asked “what 5 material things (so not kids, spouses, money, etc. I am talking about real tangibles) would you not want to live without?”
1) Oil / Petroleum: Our lives would be significantly set-back if this resource never existed or worse, dried. up. While you won’t find me chanting ‘Drill, baby, drill” (WTF was up with that anyway?!) I do appreciate the stuff.
2) Gavanized Rubber: You really should look up how important this material is. Without it we are stuck driving on wood or steel tires. Neither a very optimal solution.
3) Refrigeration: Without it our food supply would be seriously limited. Millions would die. That = bad thing.
4) Computers / Microchips: Amazing little invention – comes in handy from time to time.
5) The Internet - Good hell! How did people exist before the internet? Before IMDB? Before wikipedia, weather.com, CNN, ect. Just think back 15 years ago. Shit we had to go to the library and look things up in the encylopedia! Savagery!
Haven’t I read this before?
by Shane on Sep.06, 2008, under Project Say Something
Kim asked “Whether it be your top 5 favorites, 5 best (yes, there is a difference), 5 most disappointing, 5 that stayed with you the longest, whatever. Don’t forget your explanations for each.”
This sounded vaguely familiar then I remembered I answered it alread (sans 2 books) back in November last year. So take this …. and add these – also by the same author, Robin Hobb. Incredible and woefully unrecognized artist she is..
Updated PSS: 3 Favorite Books
and add these – also by the same author, Robin Hobb. Incredible and woefully
unrecognized artist she is..



71 Lines About One Disturbed Me.
by Shane on Sep.02, 2008, under Project Say Something
Eons ago someone asked something about pet peeves.. so here are mine.
- People who are intolerant of other cultures.
- The French.
- People.
- Those who ignore construction, merge, lane ends or other street signs until the very last moment.
- People who use overly complex words and terms in order to make themselves feel smart and me feel ummm.. not.
- Batrachomyomachy
- Bloggers… bleh.
- People who answer seemingly every statement made by another person with “Really?”.
- Really?
- Little yappy dogs.
- Parents who don’t teach their kids how to act in public.
- Die-hard Democrats.
- Die-hard Republicans.
- Pundits
- People who can’t “remember the name of that one guy who was in that movie last summer”.
- “umm”
- “uhh”
- People who like start every sentence with “like.”
- Nagging
- People who feel they have to “one-up” any story being told by anyone. You know “You think being set on fire by The Pope was bad… Let me tell you about the time…”
- Liars – seriously. Liars.
- How the mass of an object increases to an infinite amount as you approach the speed of light. Screws up my plans on a day-to-day basis.
- MBLMI B TEL MLPQ ZLAB A JBP PXDBP LK Q EBFO YILDP .
- Most time-travel movies.
- Most “Hollywood” Movies.
- Harry Potter
- Spiderman
- The “Green” Movement
- Social norms
- People who never let you forget a favor.
- People who never remember you did them a favor.
- Bush… (You pick which type)
- Most everything I think or do.
- iTunes
- Most “Gamers”.
- Wrapping presents
- In-laws.
- People who can eat all the want and never gain wait AND who look down on me for being overweight.
- People who steal other people’s ideas and present them as their own.
- Over-zealous, over-concerned, over-engaged parents in my kid’s class.
- The PTA.
- People who can’t read or disregard the ‘No soliciting, please” sign on my doorbell.
- People who put ads and flyers in my mailbox. (Not send them, but just walk by and put them in there.)
- Most political campaign commercials.
- People who stand-by while someone is being assaulted / attacked.
- Men who don’t support their families. (See also: inlaws)
- People who are never wrong.
- Vampires
- Fake swearing! “Fetch I flippin’ hate that freaking sheeze!!!”
- Fudge!!! – I mean.. who eats this stuff? Waste of a good brownie if you ask me.
- People who can’t be bothered to write”for” or “you” and insist on using “4″ and “U” instead.
- People who complain about someone owing them money when they actually never paid you back.
- Chick-Flicks
- Feminine hygiene commercials
- Most erectile dysfunction commercials.
- Words I always misspell. Will I ever learn to spell “recieve” correctly?!
- Most things Disney.
- That everything good is fattening, or more so that everything that’s good-for-you tastes like cardboard.
- People who go on and on and on without getting to the point.
- Hypocrisy
- Hippo’s named “Crissy”
- Zoo’s. Seriously – I hate them so much!!!
- People who talk during the Movie. They must die!
- People who kick the back of my seat. They too must die!
- People who bring huge roller-suitcases as carry-on baggage.
- Waiting for checked baggage on the SLC to IAD Delta flight. (Just that flight, every other flight does fine!)
- Daytime Television
- Bad Customer Service, in all it’s evil forms!
- “Corporate Responsibility” which is actually just marketing and PR.
- Amber’s constant fidgeting.
- Amber waking me up just as I’ve fallen asleep to tell me some incredibly interesting tidbit she heard on daytime television, saw at a store or otherwise just remembered. (I once had to start strangling her to get her to stop.)
